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New post 62638 - (817) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:23 pm
Ultimate walk of shame, had to walk 3 houses down and across the street in nothin but a towel while the neighbors family was outside staring
New post 62637 - (440) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:23 pm
Everyone was so shocked to hear that she was a virgin they were speechless. I said I could cure that problem for her and we hooked up. It was that simple.
New post 62636 - (318) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:23 pm
Dude last night was epic shit. Like bigger than anything we ever did. People lost articles of clothing in the club
New post 62635 - (917) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:23 pm
I've got double d's that are calling you're name ;) (1-917): Well put a shirt over them, the game is on
New post 62634 - (254) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:23 pm
Would it be weird of I asked him if he was circumcised? (1-254): No... I just asked my boyfriend if I could give him head after we just had a horrible emotional discussion
New post 62633 - (949) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:23 pm
What do you require baby? (949): Lots of lube (949): Fuck i meant Love ***** (949): Or both
New post 62626 - (910) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:19 pm
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
New post 62625 - (510) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:19 pm
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
New post 62624 - (427) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:19 pm
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
New post 62623 - (925) 22 Jun 2011 | 09:19 pm
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
