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125935 6 Feb 2013 | 03:00 pm
Today some guy called me a bitch because I was wearing my lax pinnie to this party. I ended up hooking up with his chick. Who’s the bitch now?
125931 6 Feb 2013 | 01:00 pm
Just watched the Brazilian team play men’s volleyball at the olympics. Saw that there jerseys said: Bra 1, Bra 2. My bro and I fist bumped then bought the jerseys online and played lax instead in them...
125833 6 Feb 2013 | 11:00 am
Today i was sitting in class with my lax pinnie on and this bitch asked me a question about the essay, I said shut up go make me a sandwich and get me a natty light. she did then gave me dome while i ...
125837 6 Feb 2013 | 09:00 am
Last night i slept with my girl. i woke up this morning expecting to see her next to me, instead i woke up with my favorite spoon in hand while she was in the kitchen making me a sandwich. it was chil...
125831 6 Feb 2013 | 07:00 am
Today in english class our teacher asked us why it was important to get an education. I said “Its important to get an education so I can go to college, party, pick up chicks, drink natty ice, and when...
125828 6 Feb 2013 | 05:00 am
Today, I was playing COD with my Bro, we were both getting head while playing. We fist bumped our mics. Chill as Fuck.MLIB
125807 6 Feb 2013 | 03:00 am
My daughters first word was kitchen. MLIB
125767 6 Feb 2013 | 01:00 am
Today I met a girl. She showed me the trunk of her car. It was filled with natty lights and sandwiches. We’re getting married next week, its pretty chill.
125765 5 Feb 2013 | 11:00 pm
Today I played a game of BROnopoly. I decided to open up a sandwich shop on Boardwalk and made my bitch work there. I charged my other bros playing each time they passed by. I won the game. It was chi...
125781 5 Feb 2013 | 09:00 pm
Today I ate a burger that my slam piece made with donuts as buns. It was chill, so I let her give me dome. MLIB
