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Se encontraban dos Argentinos discutiendo: 26 Aug 2013 | 10:01 pm
Se encontraban dos Argentinos discutiendo: ¡Che te digo que yo soy el hijo de Dios! ¡No, no, no, mira… El hijo de Dios soy yo! Pero… ¿cómo? ¿Vos estás loco? ¡Si el hijo de Dios soy yo! Y si...
Experiencias de un hombre en 26 Aug 2013 | 09:55 pm
Experiencias de un hombre en la vida Cuando cumplà 14 años esperaba algún dÃa tener una novia. A los 16 tuve una novia, pero no habÃa pasión. Entonces decidà que necesitaba una mujer apasiona...
Dead Fish 26 Aug 2013 | 09:49 pm
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, Whatcha doing, Tim? My goldfish die...
Three Bears 26 Aug 2013 | 09:44 pm
Jon was excited about his new rifle and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larg...
You want it when? 26 Aug 2013 | 09:25 pm
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His home is free of 26 Aug 2013 | 09:13 pm
His home is free of mice and cockroaches — they refuse to live in the same place as him. Share This
The Ghost 26 Aug 2013 | 09:05 pm
A very proper man is staying at the hospital as he has been taken quite ill. In the middle of the night he wakes up to find he has soiled his bed. Too embarassed to call the nurse to clean his sheets,...
The lost Dr. Seuss book: "I Love My Job" 26 Aug 2013 | 08:46 pm
I love my job, I love the pay. I love it more and more each day. I love my boss; he is the best. I love his boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacat...
Chinese waiter and fried rice 26 Aug 2013 | 08:36 pm
A Chinese waiter had a particular customer who constantly made fun of his accent. Usually ordering Flied Lice and then laughing. The waiter became upset and decided to end the joke. He practiced cons...
A Snake and a Rabbit 26 Aug 2013 | 08:34 pm
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault...
