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New Friends 27 Jan 2013 | 09:28 am
Upon arriving in our new home in Tennessee, my eight-year-old son Jonathan decided to explore the neighborhood. He was back within and hour proclaiming that he had made some new friends. “Good. Are t...
The Interpreter 5 Dec 2011 | 06:41 pm
While working as an interpreter at a hospital I found myself in the middle of an odd conversation. The Dr. warned his patient…by drinking and smoking as much as you do you are slowly killing yourself...
The old man and the night club 22 Oct 2011 | 05:02 pm
A 90 year old man decides one day that he is not too old to party with the younger crowd. Wanting to prove that he can still handle it he goes into a trendy modern night club and finds a seat next to...
Christian Joke – Nodding Off 12 Oct 2011 | 07:01 pm
Gladys recently moved to a retirement community and walked to a church in her new neighborhood. She was in awe of the building and the beautiful music, but found the sermon a bit boring. Looking aro...
Preparing the will last requests 3 Oct 2011 | 12:18 pm
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and make final preparations for her passing. She met with her priest and told him that she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and ...
How do you feel 22 Sep 2011 | 08:30 pm
Two old guys were sitting on a park bench enjoying a warm summer day. One says, “You know, I’m 85 years old and my body is wearing out. I have so many aches and pains. You’re about my age. How do you ...
The observant preacher’s daughter 14 Sep 2011 | 06:20 pm
The preacher’s 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. “Well honey,” he began, proud that hi...
Child sent to Bed 8 Sep 2011 | 07:01 pm
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother… [Five minutes later] “Mom…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” [Five minutes later] “Mom…...
Jonah and the Whale 2 Sep 2011 | 07:01 pm
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very ...
At the Wedding 28 Aug 2011 | 07:01 pm
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life...
