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They Usually Ask You to Do It for Them 24 Jun 2013 | 05:43 pm
Sorostitute: Hey, you guys, can police just, like, pull cars over? http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/ Overheard by: pineapple girl
You’re Interrupting Our Tequila Shot Rotation 23 Jun 2013 | 10:08 am
Student: Is ‘too’ an adverb? English professor: Why do you care? http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html Overheard by: maria
They’re Too Drunk to Drive 23 Jun 2013 | 08:57 am
Chick on cell: Well, the cadaver table is the only big thing that has to be moved. I’ll take the snakes in my car. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Overheardinvancouver/~3/102939260/ Overheard by: joh...
Italian 101 Textbooks Are Getting More and More Useless 23 Jun 2013 | 07:48 am
Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy’s underwear. http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/43277.html
Medea Didn’t Listen, Though, and the Gods Punished Her with a Rash 23 Jun 2013 | 06:46 am
Dude: Tell your sister I won’t sleep with her if she shaves her pubic hair. That shit is like the golden fleece, yo. http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-so-rumpelstiltskin-signed-to-...
Breathing Is So ’90s 23 Jun 2013 | 05:41 am
Hipster: I want to start spitting, so I’ve decided to take up smoking. Canadia
Otherwise No One Will Believe Me 23 Jun 2013 | 04:38 am
White basketball coach at end of middle school game: Wait… Wait! Don’t let any black people leave. I need to take their picture! Ohio Overheard by: A rare sighting
After the “Yule Log” Incident, I Can Never Be Sure 23 Jun 2013 | 03:33 am
Happy man: Fred* and I really had fun last night. We fed Stumpy a cupcake! Friend, after long pause: Christ, I hope that’s not a euphemism… Chicago, Illinois
Girl Squirrel: Oh No She Didn’t! 23 Jun 2013 | 02:26 am
Angry chick: Why did God create men? They’re stupid! Friend: ‘Cause we need their sperm to procreate. Angry chick: Well, he could’ve just had us fuck squirrels instead. I dunno… Friend: What?! Angry c...
Also, Instead of Lab Equipment, I’ve Purchased Myself Extra Scotch 23 Jun 2013 | 01:21 am
Poli-Sci professor putting a picture of a panda bear on overhead projector: Well, normally we’d talk about the syllabus right now, but our department’s so cheap they couldn’t print a syllabus for each...
