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Top Chef: So long, and thanks for all the chawanmushi. 1 Mar 2012 | 08:17 pm

Oh please, like anyone else ever had a chance. Fourscore and seven years ago, except minus 83 years, we started a little blog for our friends or whoever else we could trick into reading something we'...

Top Chef: You're not getting the money, just remember that. 23 Feb 2012 | 08:01 pm

We come from the future ... where Bravo stylists are still drunk. Months ago, we put Sarah in the #9 spot of our Power Rankings, which led to a bunch of winky-nudgy tweeting back and forth between Sa...

Top Chef: You were hacking away pretty wildly 16 Feb 2012 | 09:33 pm

And then, there was a part where they made a joke about the plants from The Happening! On tonight's episode of Top Chef, Lindsay LOOK AT THIS TREE.  What the ... Sarah, get out of our heads!  And whi...

Top Chef: Does it matter who it is? It's another person. 9 Feb 2012 | 08:39 pm

No ... more ... canned ... oysters! We finally realized why this season's seemed kind of boring: where is the super villain?  The Marcel, the Stefan, the Hung, the Tiffani?  Sure, Heather probably dr...

Power Rankings: Week Eleven 2 Feb 2012 | 08:55 pm

The Dementors must be multiplying! Paul (last week - 1): Are we seriously still doing these rankings?  Who has a chance to win BUT Paul? Sarah (last week - 4): Apparently forgot to season her eggs, ...

Top Chef: The Best Pancake I Ever Had 2 Feb 2012 | 08:35 pm

Well, it's no masturbating in a movie theatre, but ... Until we consulted Wikipedia after tonight's episode, we had no idea Peewee was still doing his thing in this day and age ("and age," or "in ag....

Power Rankings: Week Ten 26 Jan 2012 | 10:03 pm

Uh huh. We're the "white" team. This week's Power Rankings really beg the question: "Do you guys have big watermelons?" Paul (last week - 1): The dude has four pairs of caterpillar socks people. FOU...

Top Chef: I've tricked people into thinking that it's mayo. 26 Jan 2012 | 07:47 pm

So ... this happened. Dear Padma, Seriously: what the what is going on?  You showed up to the Quickfire today dressed like you we caught you in the midst of a Stride of Pride circa 1994, during whic...

Power Rankings: Week Nine 19 Jan 2012 | 07:02 pm

No, YOU'RE prettier! Paul (last week - 3): "Is that a union issue?!" (p.s., we're kind of delirious right now, so whenever we couldn't think of something, we just repeated a stupid thing Tom said) G...

Top Chef: Or, a Murder Song 19 Jan 2012 | 06:46 pm

Hey, I didn't know the Dromedary Foot-Appendage Society of America had a new Goodwill Ambassador! Not that you guys are interested, but our children disease vectors have brought decimating illness ....

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