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How Blogging Destroys Misery 30 Jan 2013 | 02:23 am
Illustration by Alex Ruiz Some days are the pits. Those days being grateful for life becomes an insurmountable hurdle. The hurdle’s height shrinks, though, when I get home and write for PI. While writ...
Get a Prominent Link on Pun Intended for Pennies (And an Awesome iPhone App!) 8 Jan 2013 | 11:22 pm
Do you want to help us out, get an amazing iPhone app, and get a text link of your website on Pun Intended’s sidebar with your chosen anchor text? If you do, boy are you in luck! Before I say another...
How to Never Need to do Laundry Again 4 Jan 2013 | 09:31 pm
Illustration by Acrylicdreams Laundry, I hate it. I hate it so much that my only dream in this world is producing a humanoid that does all my laundry. I don’t care if he or she was created by cloning,...
12-21-12: The Great Disappointment 26 Dec 2012 | 11:36 pm
Illustration by Neko-Maya Ever since seeing the 2012 movie with John Cusack I’ve been psyched that a date would take me out of my miserable life. You don’t understand: I’m tired of the meds, the night...
December 21, 2012: A New Beginning 21 Dec 2012 | 05:37 am
With the arrival of the Mayan prophecy I’ve been inspired to post here, again. Honestly, I’m not who you think I am. I’m a failure. I’ve strived multiple ways to cash in on the interweb. Recently I tr...
Pun Intended Starts a T-Shirt Store + Get Your Shirt Today! 4 Nov 2011 | 07:07 am
Welcome, children. I feel like a father to each and every one of you. And I also have a major announcemnt: Bamboo Forest and Flying LlamaFish have started a t-shirt company: LLAMA FISH Store But ...
Proof That Humans Think About Food 24 Hours a Day 29 Oct 2011 | 07:18 am
Eating my turkey and swiss… every bite was disrupted by someone who just had to take a look at what I was up to. For f*cking sake – I just wanted to eat my damn sandwich in peace. Passer-byers came a...
An Invisible Species is Facing Mass Genocide (And How I Discovered This Tragedy) 26 Oct 2011 | 04:49 am
Do you believe in other worlds as I do? How about other dimensions? Surely you don’t believe this planet is the only one with life. Indeed, there are many more. And some realms of existence are eve...
7 Ways The World Says F-You 30 Sep 2011 | 02:37 am
1. You lovingly craft a hearty sandwich and gleefully squeeze the yellow bottle only to witness mustard piss burst out that instantly turns your glorious creation into a drenched abomination. 2. You ...
Gotham Books Contacts The Pun Intended Blog 1 Jul 2011 | 11:07 pm
On March 28th, 2011 I received an email from the marketing coordinator of Gotham Books. It’s only now that I’m able to talk about it, because upon reading her email, I was plunged into a fire ball of...
