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Herbalife :: Eat Me 21 Aug 2013 | 02:24 pm
You’re fat. If you don’t know that yet :: go flip through any copy of Vanity Fair … they’ll tell ya. You’re fat :: even if you’re not fat … you’re fat. One way to lose weight would be to make long-...
Empower Network :: Revenge of the Wussies 16 Aug 2013 | 01:41 am
In the world according to {dumbass} David Wood :: there are only two types of people out there … badasses and wussies. Badasses go “all in” by pumping $6000 into Dave Wood’s bare naked pyramid scheme...
Emmediate Political Solutions 8 Aug 2013 | 10:16 am
This Salt Lake City Weekly cover story is fucking amazing :: in a “sticking it to the badguys” kind of way … and fucking depressing … in a “this is how it’s going in our society” kind of way. Bad Com...
Herbalife vs Black People 1 Aug 2013 | 11:46 pm
You know who loves them some Herbalife? iStockphoto black people … they’re fucking nuts for it. But iStockphotos don’t have wallets :: or credit cards :: or retirement accounts :: or exploitable fear...
Belgium vs Herbalife 1 Aug 2013 | 12:44 am
Herbalife is a pyramid scheme :: says the country of Belgium … not me. I wouldn’t say something as explicit as all that :: because my imaginary lawyers have informed my fake secretary Debbie that I s...
Falsifyingly Herbalife 30 Jul 2013 | 12:44 pm
Herbalife is a fucking scam built to bilk poor people. Whether or not it’s a proper “pyramid scheme” :: as currently defined by the FTC … is a moot point. The FTC doesn’t care about their own blurry ...
Catch and Release 12 Jul 2013 | 01:03 am
James Arthur Ray didn’t kill everyone in his downline :: which is maybe like the shit-stained golden rule of pyramid scheming … or something. See if you kill everyone in your downline :: Jim Jones st...
Am I Not A Lawyer? 26 Jun 2013 | 02:04 am
Every motherfucking horror show on display-archive here :: can be traced back to Mark Shurtleff via a not-fun not-drinking game I like to call … Six Degrees of Rotten Bacon. The Internet has scaled a ...
The Marcus Evans Effect 21 Jun 2013 | 04:01 am
Once upon a troubled time :: The Syndicate threatened to sue the fake robot in multiple jurisdictions {although not to my face … natch} … in order overwhelm my ability fight. I wish they would have ::...
Jesus Christ Utah Star 19 Jun 2013 | 03:39 am
Jeremy Johnson :: The Christ-like Ginger King of the Mormon Mafia … in The New York Times. It’s good … but it’s bad. In Utah, a Local Hero Accused Seems like a pretty fucking annoying headline :: b...
