BREAKING NEWS 17 Mar 2011 | 01:52 pm

BREAKING NEWS: AIRLINES CHANGE NOMENCLATURE OF TICKETS TO “UNFARES” AFTER REALIZING THEY HAVE BEEN SCREWING CONSUMERS FOR YEARS

BREAKING NEWS: Oprah to buy Facebook 17 Feb 2011 | 05:17 pm

Palo Alto (AP) – Amid rumors Oprah’s OWN Network is failing, Oprah has announced that she will be buying Facebook for $50 billion in cash.  While Forbes has announced annually that she only has around...

Your Daily Dose of Wit 8 Feb 2011 | 05:58 pm

It must be impossible to throw Julian Assange a surprise birthday party.

The Witard #1 4 Feb 2011 | 08:55 am

Your Daily Dose of Wit 2 Feb 2011 | 11:02 am

When Pat Sajak gets married he is going to renew his vowels.

Your Daily Dose of Wit 27 Jan 2011 | 05:22 pm

Your tweet is important to me. It will be answered in the order it was received. Your current wait time is 23 tweets.

Traffic Laws Should be Reciprocal 26 Jan 2011 | 05:34 pm

When the state fixes or repairs roads, they feel the need to charge us double for traffic violations.  It is only fair that we should get a discount if the road is old or if there are other problems w...

Your Daily Dose of Wit 26 Jan 2011 | 05:18 pm

I am in a love/hate relationship with love/hate relationships.

BREAKING NEWS: MOSES CUTS STAFF BY 10% 26 Jan 2011 | 09:30 am

AP (MOUNT SINAI): In a dramatic move, Moses has announced that he has cut his staff by 10%.  “Increased expenses over the last 3,200 years has caused me to re-evaluate what I need” said Moses,  “In al...

So Did Anyone Catch Pittsburgh Steelers Running Back Mendenhall Hump Ben Rothlesburger Last Night? 25 Jan 2011 | 06:20 am

I guess he just got a little too excited?  It reminds me of Cliff O’Malley from Dead Man On Campus who would get so excited he had to hump everything. Clips of Cliff below for fun.