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Why I Hate The Internet 25 Aug 2013 | 05:44 am
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you … Bob Marley …
What Would Christopher Cross Think? 21 Aug 2013 | 08:08 am
About operating a wind-powered vessel on a body of water? Were he to write a song about it, I wonder what might it go like? I invision something like this: Straight outta Texas, crazy muthafucka named...
Luck 19 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Suppose a Seattle billionaire builds a room on his lavish Magnolia estate, and in that room, on one of the walls, is a panel. On that panel, is 1000 buttons. Now, let’s say the billionaire is an overa...
I Guess They Should Have Invited Kids 19 Aug 2013 | 06:13 am
Above from: http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Seattle-team-falls-short-in-world-record-water-balloon-fight–220116031.html Well, it serves them right … who in the hell has a water balloon fight withou...
Make Those Donuts With Extra Grease 19 Aug 2013 | 02:31 am
“Where’s the rest of Crover and why is he hula-hooping onstage?” These questions and more were left unanswered after last night’s Melvins show at Neumos. On second thought, those were really the only ...
Only in Seattle 18 Aug 2013 | 11:58 pm
So I’m standing outside Neumos last night, waiting for the Melvins to arrive, sticking a slice of Big Mario’s pizza into my face hole, when a van pulls up in front of me. It’s a white van, fairly non-...
Brown Bags and Banned Citizens: Seattle’s Insanity Explained 12 Aug 2013 | 05:04 am
Being a Seattleite can be tough sometimes. While Seattle enjoys a generally positive image from a technical and business perspective, we suffer a fair amount of ridicule when it comes to, well, just a...
Welcome to the Real World, Dominic Holden 11 Aug 2013 | 03:42 am
Oh, King County Cops and Seattle Police Department, ya done fucked up now. For years, you’ve been harassing average citizens for the non-crime of taking photographs, but this time, you’ve gone too far...
Kuniaki’s Revenge 1 Aug 2013 | 08:55 am
As one who takes great pride in hating all people and cultures equally, I always felt a bit guilty about my lack of hatred for the Japanese. Oh sure, their pathological inability to pronounce L’s is k...
They Do 29 Jul 2013 | 07:56 am
Last year, I posted a Glee Flash Mob video in which the action was stopped while one dancer proposed to another dancer. Now, I’ve always viewed such public proposals as the antics of attention-cravers...
