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Forced to have “fun” on Halloween. Drat. 1 Nov 2011 | 12:49 pm
I’m not a fan of Halloween. I don’t like to be scared and I’m not into scaring others. Regardless, I have been forced, once again, to lower myself to the level of candy beggar. I didn’t want to go las...
Who needs pumpkins when you have Teenage Mutant Ninja Watermelons? 20 Oct 2011 | 06:54 am
Halloween is just around the corner and you know what that means… No, I don’t mean a repeat of last year when I suffered the humiliation of my young life while my mom paraded me around the neighborho...
Now this is MY kind of breakfast 20 Oct 2011 | 06:37 am
Have you seen this dessert disguised as breakfast foods? It’s so realistic, it might even fool my moms. And she’s got like x-ray mom vision and shiz. The eggs are actually panna cotta and lemon curd....
Mountain biker collides with antelope: A PSA for inactivity 16 Oct 2011 | 11:35 am
Most people know that I am truly a brilliant baby. What they may not know is that I genuinely care about my fellow people. No matter your color, creed, weight, hair type or general demeanor, Carmen ca...
Can a juice fast be considered child abuse? 29 Sep 2011 | 05:08 pm
Mom is on a major health kick…again. It seems like just yesterday that she was on a fruit-and-rice only diet. It lasted almost a month. Pretty good, right? Well, that adventure started out well but qu...
Here’s what superheroes look like before they are born… 22 Sep 2011 | 03:39 am
Have you ever wondered what Superman and Spidey looked like when they were still in their mamas’ tummies? Well, wonder no more! Here are some photos I found on the internet (which is always accurate a...
Hey J.C. Penney, what about me? I’m WAY too pretty to do homework, too! 22 Sep 2011 | 03:10 am
Have you heard about the customer outrage over the “I’m too pretty to do homework” t-shirts from J.C. Penney? I have to admit, I was pretty offended myself. But not for the reasons you might think. T...
Grandparents + Technology = A Dangerous Combination 17 Sep 2011 | 02:14 am
As a baby of the 21st century, I thank God for technology every day. It’s technology that let’s me download apps on mommy’s Ipad without her knowing it. It’s technology that allows me to create a secr...
Back to school shopping time! 19 Aug 2011 | 10:24 am
It’s that time of year again when I’m forced to leave the comfort of my own home and go sit in a stinky classroom with a bunch of stinky kids and do stuff that stinks all day. Can you tell I’m thrill...
Where can I buy Ryan Gosling’s abs? 19 Aug 2011 | 09:44 am
I need to start hitting the gym. Like. Now. Forget those mommy and me Yoga classes – this kid needs 50 pound dumb bells. Just look at Ryan Gosling’s abs! How will I ever get a girlfriend with all tha...
