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Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta 29 Mar 2013 | 05:02 pm
Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,, . . . ., Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO? Ammi ka jawab : Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai 29 Mar 2013 | 05:01 pm
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle. Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle. chahat kehti hai izhar krle. par mummy khti hai pehle . . . Graduation to pass karle
Mil gaya, 28 Mar 2013 | 04:24 pm
Mil gaya, Mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya….. oye oye mil gia mil gia , oye mil gia sach me mil gaya Yaar………….. April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya, HELLO FOOL
2 Reasons why I never 28 Mar 2013 | 04:21 pm
2 Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone... . . . .
A doctor says to his patient 25 Mar 2013 | 04:39 pm
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the p...
Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola 25 Mar 2013 | 04:39 pm
Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola :( Mom:Kb beta? Son:Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom:Han hai Son:To jab usy balcony se phenka to wo uri q nai? :O :O Mom:Tera bera ghark ho jae chwla ;> :@ kith...
Really Girls are very Smart...=P 25 Mar 2013 | 04:37 pm
Really Girls are very Smart...=P . Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai? . Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10, . Girl: kuch kam karo na plz.. . . . . . . . . . Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo . . . . ...
Extraordinarily Student Teacher 21 Mar 2013 | 04:17 pm
Extraordinarily Student Teacher: "Do you know Avogadro's Number" ??
Height of Irritati0n 21 Mar 2013 | 04:16 pm
Height of Irritati0n Mom; Can You Get Me A Drink ? Me; Cola Or Pepsi ? Mom; Cola
Getting Bored??? 19 Mar 2013 | 04:51 pm
Getting Bored??? Need some fun in lyf??? Go to a stranger's Wedding and scream.... "PLEASE Don't marry.... I still love you....!!!'' :D :P ;) LOL :D but Try this at your own risk :D hahaha