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Serial killer or secret soulmate? Perfect exchange. 8 Jun 2013 | 03:56 pm
A game I like to play is “Serial killer or secret soulmate?” Basically it’s when the game a dude is spitting at you is so perfectly creepy, you can’t tell if he’s the one you should marry or the one w...
Serial killer or secret soulmate? Graphic messages une. 8 Jun 2013 | 04:56 am
A game I like to play is “Serial killer or secret soulmate?” Basically it’s when the game a dude is spitting at you is so perfectly creepy, you can’t tell if he’s the one you should marry or the one w...
Friday night with Mike and Cody and All The Best Kids. 4 Jun 2013 | 08:31 pm
Today’s post introduces SnarkerTV! I spent last Friday night at Tropicalia in D.C. A friend of mine’s band was playing and he suggested that it might be fun to cover the show for my blog. I was way d...
Oh, sweet lingo: FOMO. 19 May 2013 | 01:55 am
“Oh, sweet lingo” is a place for new words and phrases. FOMO: (abbr.) Fear of missing out. (Used by Velvet, creation unknown.) Example: When A becomes upset because B and C are going to the Nationa...
How to visit the gynecologist. 10 May 2013 | 02:15 pm
I am so so so so excited about today’s post! It’s Snarker’s first comic! A few notes: I would like to give a quick shout-out to my gynecologist. I first met her when her daughter and my sister were ...
My older brother. 2 May 2013 | 11:25 am
Priya Pyaara Bhaiya, You mean the world to me. I love you so much and I wish more than anything I could be there today. I was going to say something about how you’ve been a great friend and an even g...
How not to sext. 28 Apr 2013 | 04:44 am
Step 1: Question your skills. Marlow: She’s trying to sext with me. She said, “Danger is my middle name, and I like being between things.” If she thinks I know how to respond to that, she is sorely m...
The Boston Marathon Bombing. 16 Apr 2013 | 05:34 am
Editor’s note: Have you read Patton Oswalt’s Facebook note? You should. I sobbed. Right now, my mind is reeling. Today was supposed to be about last-minute tax filing and getting yelled at by my dad ...
Sex in a gif. 11 Apr 2013 | 09:47 pm
Searching for the right gif is time consuming. If you don’t know what a gif is because you don’t own the Internet (how are you even reading this?), I will explain. A gif is an animated image. It’s lik...
I like you. [Updated.] 5 Apr 2013 | 12:03 pm
I tend to fall in love with everyone I meet. I usually juggle a few crushes. Velvet’s realtalk inspired me, but I don’t have the cojones to be that direct. I much prefer to hide behind this post. [Edi...
