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Yes, Yes, We Get It Vanessa You’re A Hipster…Doofus 27 Aug 2013 | 02:45 am

#vanessahudgens ~ Dear God girl, give it a rest.  You’re a flower child hipster with $1000 extensions, manicures, pedicures and private yoga sessions.  So f8cking cool.

Miley Cyrus Is Not At All HIGH 27 Aug 2013 | 02:34 am

Miley, all dosed up.  Though I do really enjoy the pic below, I have to object to her performance on MTV.  It simply wasn’t edgy or raunchy on inappropriate enough.  Surely they can do better next tim...

Eva Longoria. FAIL. 24 Aug 2013 | 02:33 am

#evalongoria ~ bahahahaha.  bahahahaha.  Instructions not included sounds about right. They were joined at the hip ever since they started dating earlier this year.  But now it has emerged Eva Longor...

Kylie Jenner. Those Awkward Teenage Years. 24 Aug 2013 | 02:14 am

Not sure what’s funnier, Kylie carrying a book, or her stupid f8cking style.  Must be tough growing up in a household of flesh eating bacteria… trying what you can to make a name for yourself.  Knowin...

Who’d You Rather? 23 Aug 2013 | 08:52 pm

It’s Friday.  My wife went back to work 2 days ago, which means I have had both kids all day…yes, it’s only been 2 days and I’m f8cking exhausted.  So when I see useless celebrities frolicking around ...

Miley Cyrus Rocks The Mom Shorts 22 Aug 2013 | 03:47 am

#mileycyrus ~ A perfectly balanced individual.

Karrueche Tran And Her Coochie Shorts 22 Aug 2013 | 03:37 am

#KarruecheTran ~ looks like a f8cking idiot and is probably just as smart.  The problem isn’t Karrueche Tran, the problem is, there are over 350K people that follow her.  There’s really no hope for us...

Sofia Vergara Puts On A Demonstration Of Sorts 22 Aug 2013 | 03:25 am

#sofiavergara ~ Now that’s one hot tamale! Oh come on.  The wife went back to work, I’m home with two kids… it’s the best I can come up with right now.

Victoria Justice Steps Up Her Game 21 Aug 2013 | 02:31 am

#victoriajustice ~ Every industry, over time suffers from the same fate – over saturation.  The trick is trying to find a new way to promote the same old thing.  If you run a web design company, there...

Lady Gaga Forgot Lady Gaga 21 Aug 2013 | 02:21 am

I have no ‘effing idea who this chick is.  My sources tell me it’s Lady Gaga.  Yawn.  I guess dressing down in flannel is a f8ck load cheaper than some of the other get ups she wears.  I’m guessing ea...

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