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I feel like I don't even know myself anymore 26 Aug 2009 | 11:16 am
So, there are a few things I've capitulated on while planning our wedding. For one, I always said I'd never have a ring bearer and flower girl, because how pointless are they? Most of the time, the ri...
Of tacos and toilets 11 Aug 2009 | 06:33 am
Internet, I'm getting married! Does this explain or justify my absence the past few (okay, FOUR) months? Not really. That I blame on a debilitating case of writer's block and an inexplicable hatred f...
Something up with which Hitler would not put 19 Mar 2009 | 01:40 pm
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Satire and one stoned kid 10 Feb 2009 | 02:57 pm
I am so in love with The Lonely Island right now. First, it was "Jizz in my Pants." Now? Now they've given us "I'm on a Boat" featuring T-Pain, and I'm just not sure it gets any better. Here's the vid...
America, F**K YEAH! 21 Jan 2009 | 07:19 am
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. Holy crap. I have a Pavlovian response every time I hear or say it, but instead of drooling (well, okay, maybe just a little), a great big shit-eating grin spreads across my ...
The biggest loser 20 Jan 2009 | 07:02 pm
Next time anyone hears me commenting on how it might be nice to have a personal trainer, slap me with a 2x4, because honestly? The pain would be fleeting and sweet in comparison to the hell I am suffe...
2009: Year of the probiotics 2 Jan 2009 | 04:12 pm
I am typically not a violent person, but I think if given the chance, I'd like to bitch-slap the year 2008 around a little. Let's all admit it: barring a couple of high points (Obama! and, um...Obama...
The wheels on the bus go round and round... 9 Dec 2008 | 04:49 pm
Even with gas back down to reasonable prices, there are still a lot of people riding mass transit with me each morning. A lot. Many of whom I suspect haven't ridden the bus since like 1972, or maybe E...
LOVE. 21 Nov 2008 | 08:25 am
I know, I know...I haven't posted anything of real substance for weeks, and I'm sorry. I've been so. damn. busy. But things are slowing down just a bit, and I have a few real posts in the works. Promi...
There is no other time 4 Nov 2008 | 09:10 am
James and I went to Fred Meyer last night to pick up some things, and on our way out the Boy Scout standing guard at the entry asked if we'd like to buy some popcorn. James answered with a jovial, "Ma...
