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The word for the year is simple. 23 Jan 2012 | 04:05 pm

I’m not the type to make New Year’s Resolutions. {Mainly because I have no willpower.} Having said that…I’ve decided to jump on the yearly theme bandwagon. {What? It’s still January. I can do on...

Take this job and shove it. 10 Jan 2012 | 02:59 am

Jobs I’ve Had (in chronological order) 1. McDonald’s Worker. Lasted 2 weeks. I quit in a flurry of tears when the owner screamed at me to “GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THE FRY MACHINE!” 2. Yearbook Ph...

Friday Fragments 7 Jan 2012 | 03:46 am

Last night Zach announced, “I feel like puberty is going to hit me any minute now. There are signs, you know.”  I quickly changed the subject. (So not ready for this.) I tried to brush my teeth wi...

I Resolve To Stop Making Resolutions 3 Jan 2012 | 10:18 am

10 Resolutions I’ll Never Keep 1. Lose weight. Oh, I might lose a pound or two. But I’ll probably gain back 10 or 15. Lather, rinse, repeat every year. *sigh* 2. Exercise regularly. I might do ok ...

Meme, Schmeme. Happy New Year. 30 Dec 2011 | 05:20 pm

1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before? Quit my meds cold turkey. I don’t recommend it. 2. Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions and will you make more for next year? I don’t ma...

The 10 Eff You’s of Christmas 27 Dec 2011 | 04:53 pm

Yes, I am well aware that Christmas is over. “Have blog. Will bitch” is what I always say. {Actually this is the first time I ever said/wrote that.} So here is my ever so fascinating list of things...

Happy Festivus from the Notso Awesome House 21 Dec 2011 | 04:32 pm

                    The Top 9 Happenings of 2011 {Yay-Boo Style} 9. The great basement floods of May. Yay: We fixed the problem. Boo: Dreams of an indoor swimming pool have been dashed. 8. Zach h...

Trauma is in the eye of the beholder 19 Dec 2011 | 03:10 pm

It’s hard for me choose the most traumatic event of the last 6 months. (Because I’m a drama queen.) (Or because I have very bad luck.) Anywhine, (Are we having fun yet? Aren’t you glad I came back...

Clearly I’m Lost 18 Dec 2011 | 02:57 pm

Don’t you hate those posts that start with “Sorry I haven’t been around in so long. Blah, blah, blah”? Me, too. But what else do you say when you haven’t written a blog post in 6 months? *...

13 Ways to Overcome Writer’s Block 23 Apr 2011 | 11:45 am

Originally posted on June 1, 2010 *Why thirteen? Because that’s as long as my screaming kids and neurotic husband would allow me to write in peace. * 1. Call your mother. That should give you somet...

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