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Ridiculously photogenic pullet 13 Jul 2013 | 04:10 am

Coco, this afternoon. She’s lost all her baby fluff and is starting to look like a proper little chicken. Isn’t she a beauty? This one’s Uncle B’s. He’s always wanted a little black hen. He has somet...

The Steam Sale is here! 12 Jul 2013 | 03:26 am

The Steam sale is here! The Steam sale is here! Okay, this is kind of a dumb post, because anyone who cares surely knows and anyone who doesn’t know surely doesn’t care. But the Steam Sale is when th...

Let’s see if I can fob them off with a chicken picture 11 Jul 2013 | 04:21 am

This girl has taken to laying her eggs in a lavender bush. It’s funny, because technically she is a color called lavender. Also, because she is completely invisible when she’s under there, so it looks...

back yard artichoke 10 Jul 2013 | 02:51 am

Well. Not to go all Pollyanna on your asses, but it would seem every variation in weather is ideal condition for something and our shit Winter has had some interesting side effects. Everyone’s roses a...

Osama bin Laden in a cowboy hat 9 Jul 2013 | 03:46 am

Because that happened, apparently. I sometimes wonder if bin Laden — squatting in front of the TV in his dusty compound surrounded by quarreling wives — would do it all again, just so. That can’t hav...

Cupcakes for Jesus 6 Jul 2013 | 03:41 am

So endeth a week of short posts. The church fête is this weekend, so we’re baking Cupcakes for Jesus tonight. We bring cupcakes by tradition (Uncle B does the actual baking, and I assist by washing t...

Happy Fourth! 5 Jul 2013 | 01:45 am

We had a cookout! I drank wine! G’night!

I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper, she’s a pepper… 4 Jul 2013 | 02:29 am

I’ve totally forgotten who suggested putting this on a shirt, so you, sir or madam, are off the hook. What the hell, it was a good idea. Only, holy shit, I haven’t checked in with Zazzle for a while ...

Miracles of modern technology 3 Jul 2013 | 02:54 am

This is geeeeenius. I give you, as it is known in scientific circles, the 360 End™ beverage can technology. The whole top of the can pulls off, turning it into a glass. *swoon* thump First brewery t...

Sure, I’ll stick a fork in that socket 2 Jul 2013 | 03:38 am

Awww, look at the adorable baby chickens! Now let’s talk about Paula Deen. I thought I’d share my specialist knowledge of the use of the n-word in the 1960s South. Because that would be a real dumb th...

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