OMG IT DOES 27 Aug 2013 | 05:31 am

WHY DOES ANYONE NEED THIS SIGN?!?!?! 26 Aug 2013 | 06:04 am

Here’s an idea – DON’T HAVE TURTLES.  They’re disgusting horrible mean jerks.

FINALLY. 26 Aug 2013 | 05:50 am

Maulings explained.

An Example Of Someone Who May Wish To Reconsider Her Ability To Get Away With Leggings. 25 Aug 2013 | 06:40 am

Guess What! 24 Aug 2013 | 06:34 am

Today was my last day in the career I’ve been in since the mid 90′s.  That means a couple of things.  First, it means I’m freaking OLD.  But more importantly, it means that come Monday, I’m going to b...

I Think This Could Happen 24 Aug 2013 | 06:22 am

OW. 23 Aug 2013 | 06:19 am

It’s like he was aiming for her.  Yikes.

THIS IS ME. 23 Aug 2013 | 06:10 am

WISDOM. 23 Aug 2013 | 06:05 am

Homer has it.

Best Sign EVER. 22 Aug 2013 | 03:15 am

Our doorbell hasn’t worked in like 7 years, which I’m actually a huge fan of.  I hate hate hate when people come to my front door, because the only people who come to my front door are people who a) I...