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Season 4 - Branch Wars 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Andy: [to Stanley] I'm gonna miss you man. You're like an uncle to me. Like a, kind, old Uncle Remus. I wanna stay in touch.

Season 7 - The Inner Circle 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

DeAngelo: No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.

Season 3 - Gay Witch Hunt 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Jim Halpert: I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure you that it is certainly not more flammable.

Season 6 - Stakeholder Meeting 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Andy: Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just going to wave or what-- Michael Scott: I will have to answer! Dwight Shrute: I'll ask you a question! Andy: Make it a ...

Season 2 - Halloween 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Michael Scott: [to Oscar dressed as a woman] Oh and look at you, showing your colours. I bet you wish you could wear a dress everyday. Oscar: What are you implying? Michael Scott: All good-- happy hal...

Season 2 - Daughter to Work Day 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Michael: The kids don't wanna hear some weirdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandma read to you-- Little girl: What's a Nazi? Michael: 'What's a Nazi?'? Dwight: Nazi was a fascist movement from th...

Season 6 - Happy Hour 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Dwight Shrute: Well well well. [chuckling] If it isn't Isabelle. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this. Isabelle: A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this. Dwight Sh...

Season 7 - Classy Christmas 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Oscar [to camera] Robert seems great. He's very handsome. Firm handshake. He's gay. Good sense of humor.

Season 3 - Initiation 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Dwight Schrute: Mose is my cousin, and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today in which case I won't hang out with Mose so much anymore.

Season 4 - Job Fair 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Pam Beesly: Michael. Do you remember you specifically told me to bring one sheet of paper. You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. I said, 'are you sure Michael?' And you said, 'Pam! Pa...

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