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Who The Hell Is Etienne Capoue? 7 Aug 2013 | 11:15 pm
This is a genuine question, not a sarcastic snipe. I’ve never heard of him. You can call me ignorant if you like, and you’d have a point on this occasion because I genuinely don’t have a clue who thi...
EXCLUSIVE: Bale Is A Cherry! 4 Aug 2013 | 06:18 pm
Not literally of course, I am not saying that Gareth Bale is an actual cherry; that would be insane. What I am saying is that he is a glacé cherry. Yeah? Now you’re getting it. Bale’s cherry credenti...
You Can Stick Your Buy Back Clause! 3 Aug 2013 | 10:33 pm
I despair. The latest utterly true and beyond doubt report I am reading is that Real are graciously allowing exciting young prospect Alvaro Morata to join Spurs as part of the apparent Gareth Bale dea...
Sigh…You Can Only Tell Him 1 Aug 2013 | 11:23 pm
There comes a time when you have to concede that the newspapers may be telling the truth, or at least a version of it. For months we Spurs fans have been laughing at the ludicrous stories coming out ...
Spurs Aren’t Big Enough To Sell Bale 27 Jul 2013 | 02:40 pm
Not big enough to sell Bale? I know, I know, I’ve done it myself. This is one of those articles you only clicked on so you could leave a deliciously patronising message at the end; possibly implying t...
Spurs Are Not A Big Enough Club To Sell Bale 27 Jul 2013 | 02:40 pm
I know, I know, I’ve done it myself. This is one of those articles you only clicked on so you could leave a deliciously patronising message at the end; possibly implying that I live in my mum’s baseme...
A Bit Of Bale Sanity, Please 2 Jun 2013 | 03:46 pm
Gareth Bale is not that type of person. By all accounts he is very grounded and well brought up; a credit to his parents. If he were to leave I believe it would be in a dignified manner, having given ...
Deja Sodding Vu 19 May 2013 | 10:31 pm
Best ever points tally this season? Great. Pity AVB wasn't given the tools to finish the job.
Spurs’ Change For The Better? Or Worse? 3 Apr 2013 | 02:20 pm
Gareth has everything to his game except maybe notable agility; you won't see him scoring any overhead kicks, but apart from that there appears to be no real weakness in his skill set. He was great la...
Summer Spree To Take Us To The Next Level 23 Mar 2013 | 02:20 pm
Eriksen, Lukaku and Higuain would probably set us back around £45m. Levy isn't likely to fish that out of his piggy bank, but with players like Huddlestone and possibly the likes of Livermore and Town...
