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Top 10 Ways to Improve Canada 1 Jul 2013 | 10:19 pm
Many consider Canada the best country on Earth and we’re talking about outside authorities not the jingoistic reflex of someone who has never stepped foot anywhere else. Canadians enjoy a good qualit...
Top 8 Urinal Etiquette Tips 25 Apr 2013 | 09:50 pm
Urinals exist because pub owners were fed up having perfectly good ceramic ruined by drunk guys who couldn’t wait for a stall. In theory, they could be convenient for the vast majority of men who pee ...
Charles Bukowski on Roger Ebert 11 Apr 2013 | 08:23 am
Bukowski's Hollywood reflects this, most of the people in the industry are portrayed as either venal or so completely gone in the absurd world that they have created around them that they are incapabl...
Terrible Police Sketches 28 Mar 2013 | 09:22 pm
One of the unsung perks of committing a felony in front of a witness is that you don’t have to shell out 10 bucks to have some guy who dropped out of art school sketch your likeness. The police will d...
Top 10 Reasons You Should Not Link To This Post 25 Mar 2013 | 04:04 pm
No animals -- if you're looking for a photo of a cat with a caption suggesting it has a brain bigger than a walnut and is bent on world domination, you're out of luck.
Top Playing Hooky Movies 13 Mar 2013 | 06:15 pm
Pretending to be sick is a rite of passage. It has gotten exams deferred and given goldbrickers a chance to shirk office duties which would otherwise have them wearing protective sunglasses to lessen ...
Top 6 Lessons the WWE can Teach the WWF 11 Mar 2013 | 05:10 pm
If the number of naked environmentalists spotted in public spaces is any indication, the WWF is losing its struggle. All sorts of species are vanishing and the environment is facing a crisis more epic...
Top 10 Reasons Sharks are Better Than Popes 28 Feb 2013 | 08:27 am
In case you’re wondering why that white cassock went up for sale recently on Roman Craigslist, we have news for you: the current pope, Benedict, has decided to retire. Evidently he wanted to give some...
Top 6 Reasons to Stay Single 14 Feb 2013 | 08:22 am
However, married couples are no longer in the majority. And even factoring in unmarried couples, polygamists and those who have given themselves to a higher power – like a really wealthy polygamist – ...
Groundhog Day: An Early Spring Predicted 2 Feb 2013 | 08:26 pm
Punxsutawney Phil has spring in his step. The vermin emerged from his lair, didn’t see its shadow, wasn’t picked off by coyotes and didn’t otherwise disappoint the thousands watching in the unfortunat...
