all jr ever wanted was breakfast 27 Aug 2013 | 12:31 am

all jr ever wanted was breakfast

the power of snacks compells me 26 Aug 2013 | 11:36 pm

I honestly just went into the kitchen 5 minutes ago with the intention of cleaning it up from breakfast/lunch while I waited for my episode of Catfish to finish downloading. But my mind started wander...

Do you guys want to hear the origin of my existential anxiety? I remember the first time I cried in... 26 Aug 2013 | 08:40 pm

Do you guys want to hear the origin of my existential anxiety? I remember the first time I cried in bed over getting older and being a human and being alone, I was turning 10 the next day and “double ...

Internet, hear my opinions. 26 Aug 2013 | 08:18 pm

what’s with all these white girls in neon bandeaus popping their shit to Bubble Butt but taking in 500 calories a day and drinking diet coke bitch you have a bubble wrap butt, get outta here

Photo 26 Aug 2013 | 07:28 pm

Over the course of the last 3 years or so, I've become a stage 7 CRIER 26 Aug 2013 | 07:19 pm

I cry about everything now. I’m a big fuckin’ cry baby and I can’t stop it once it starts. My ducts keep the show going for 10 minutes after I’ve moved on mentally. It’s not even that I’m sad all the ...

yankee candle needs to make a puppy scented candle 26 Aug 2013 | 05:29 pm

that smells like golden retriever puppies. smells like a little bit of grass, little bit of innocence, little bit of urine, little bit of kisseeeeez

"wow music festivals so great and fun i love being outside live music is the best yay what a cool... 26 Aug 2013 | 05:13 pm

"wow music festivals so great and fun i love being outside live music is the best yay what a cool time" - you, probably. No. I hate them. I went to fucking Riot Fest because my fav band eva came to T...

ONE ACT PLAY: Miley's Going Wild 26 Aug 2013 | 04:07 pm

theidiotking: Miley Cyrus is hanging out with some friends, humping furniture, eating popsicles, sticking her tongue out, etc. MILEY: GUYS! Did you know I’m very wild and also sexual? FRIENDS: Yeah...

Only on tumblr will grown adults heatedly discuss the fucking MTV awards 26 Aug 2013 | 04:04 pm

i hate this fucking whole entire website