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And here's to you, Mr. Robertson (Jesus loves them more than you will know) 14 Jan 2010 | 07:15 pm

Sigh. Is this what it takes to rouse me from my bloggy slumber? In response to the unimaginable horror of the 7.0 earthquake in Haiti this week, Pat Robertson, as almost everyone by now knows, did hi...

The method of modern humor 31 Aug 2009 | 04:17 pm

We were picking up food at Ya Hala, which is always full, so we had to park a few blocks away. We ended up across the street from Montavilla United Methodist Church. It was dark out, so the only thin...

This is greater than 140 characters 4 Jun 2009 | 05:45 am

Three things that, for whatever reason, stuck in my head on my bus ride into work this morning: A man driving a pickup truck with a "Got Chris Isaak?" bumper sticker on it. I ... what? Of all the per...

Holy days, and how we celebrate them 8 Apr 2009 | 03:45 am

And now, today's completely original (as far as I could be bothered to determine by sharing it with a few coworkers, all of whom appeared to think that I was the first person to say such a thing to th...

On Muppets and the Internet 8 Apr 2009 | 03:00 am

I was going to write an entry about how, every time I see someone wearing something made of polar fleece or similar material, I want to go up to them and ask, in mock seething outrage, "Do you know ho...

Dairy product humor 31 Mar 2009 | 04:29 am

We were driving to an infant CPR class yesterday morning, but I hadn't gotten up early enough to eat breakfast at home, so I had a yogurt cup with me in the car. I was able to take bites whenever I w...

Elmotronica 19 Mar 2009 | 02:22 pm

Not too long ago, I got to hang out with my Australian nephew and family in Houston. He was playing with a toy firetruck which had lots of buttons that made various firetruck and/or safety-related noi...

Bell item #41020 12 Feb 2009 | 08:58 pm

I recently got one of those emergency (or safety) hammers that you can use to shatter your car window (as well as slash your locked-up seat belt) should your car manage to plunge into water or whateve...

My favorite Super Bowl commercial ... sort of 4 Feb 2009 | 06:57 pm

This post is all sorts of unusual for this blog, not least of which is the fact that I'm embedding a YouTube video that I didn't even make myself. And yet ... and yet, I think this video — a commercia...

Stealing from Facebook to pay Blog 30 Jan 2009 | 09:29 pm

I find that, when you haven't written on your blog in three weeks, there is literally no better way to start things back up again than with an awkward title for your new blog post — the proverbial rou...

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