"Mrs. Simpson, we all have nose bleeds." 7 Aug 2013 | 04:29 pm

"Mrs. Simpson, we all have nose bleeds."

Photo 27 Jul 2013 | 05:15 am

Photo 27 Jul 2013 | 05:15 am

"When I was a kid this used to be a pet store…" 27 Jul 2013 | 05:15 am

"When I was a kid this used to be a pet store…"

“It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.” 27 Jul 2013 | 05:14 am

“It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.”

Photo 11 Jul 2013 | 07:08 pm

“This leash demeans us both.” 16 Jun 2013 | 05:03 pm

“This leash demeans us both.”

“Hello, Mr. Thompson.” “I think he’s... 16 Jun 2013 | 05:02 pm

“Hello, Mr. Thompson.” “I think he’s talking to you.”

“We’re through the looking glass here,... 14 Jun 2013 | 12:20 pm

“We’re through the looking glass here, people.”

“There’s very little meat in these gym mats!” 14 Jun 2013 | 12:19 pm

“There’s very little meat in these gym mats!”