Straight Shootin' 22 Feb 2011 | 07:22 am

Me: I really don't like the guy who leads the Psalm response at Mass. Grandma: Me either. He's a big show off. He thinks we're all there to see him. Me: And he kind of reminds me of a turtle. Grand...

Photo 19 Feb 2011 | 05:57 am

Drunk babies.  Hilarious and disturbing in the same breath. 19 Feb 2011 | 05:43 am

Drunk babies.  Hilarious and disturbing in the same breath.

Good thing it’s Pay Day Week.  I need to buy some thank... 19 Feb 2011 | 05:42 am

Good thing it’s Pay Day Week.  I need to buy some thank you notes. You know…in case I need to thank people.

Perfect owl for the perfect Friday. 19 Feb 2011 | 05:39 am

Perfect owl for the perfect Friday.

What a nice day…to be stuck in the office.  Wah, waah. 18 Feb 2011 | 05:49 am

What a nice day…to be stuck in the office.  Wah, waah.

"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I..." 16 Feb 2011 | 11:19 am

“ I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays,...

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? 16 Feb 2011 | 10:06 am

Kind of makes you want to crawl back in bed, doesn’t it?

Just saw the trailer for Scream 4.  Consider me looking forward... 16 Feb 2011 | 10:01 am

Just saw the trailer for Scream 4.  Consider me looking forward to it. Apparently, in my absence from blogging, my film tastes have reverted back to 1999.

"A cocaine addiction clearly makes for some great music." 16 Feb 2011 | 04:53 am

“A cocaine addiction clearly makes for some great music.” - AD, on Bruno Mars’ CD. Agreed.  I have listened to the CD on repeat for a solid 2 days.