Photo 5 Apr 2013 | 08:01 pm

Guys, I started a VLOG! Here is a sampling… (contains... 5 Apr 2013 | 07:59 pm

Guys, I started a VLOG! Here is a sampling… (contains language, and my sister in-law being injected with botox) 

Photo 3 Nov 2012 | 04:00 am

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM YOUR MOM 2 Nov 2012 | 03:39 am

HALLOWEEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. Ever since my parents divorced when I was two and they both turned into big-haired, low-cut shirt wearing excessive freaks from a David Lee Roth video, I...

SHITTING ON STRANGERS 12 Oct 2012 | 04:09 am

When you’re sixteen, you want nothing more than to fit in. You want to hang with the popular girls, know latest gossip, and have a bedroom filled with picture frames that spell out things like “Girls ...

Photo 28 Sep 2012 | 07:31 pm

MANI/PEDI W MY HUSBAND'S EX 28 Sep 2012 | 07:28 pm

I like to think of myself as a good person. Sure, I’ve made my share of mistakes, assumptions, and fake Facebook pages, but at my core I ALWAYS mean well. I know it sometimes doesn’t look that way whe...

Ethnic cleansing , courtesy of my dogs 29 Aug 2012 | 10:01 pm

Ethnic cleansing , courtesy of my dogs

Photo 29 Aug 2012 | 09:59 pm

Photo 29 Aug 2012 | 09:57 pm