OMG, U GUISE. I’M TOTES COMING BACK. MOAR CRAZY UP-CLOSE... 2 Apr 2010 | 12:00 pm

OMG, U GUISE. I’M TOTES COMING BACK. MOAR CRAZY UP-CLOSE SUPER-ARTISTIC SELF-PORTRAITZ 4 DAYZ. 500% MOAR KISSING UP TO TUMBLR CHICKS. INTERNET CRED IZ COMMIN’ BACK, Y’ALLZ. P.S. BACKRUBS.

Note #401 2 Apr 2010 | 10:12 am

Note #401

Life is so hard. 2 Apr 2010 | 07:30 am

OMG you guise. People keep on making fun of me on the Internet, and it’s like, why can’t we all just get along? U KNO? Also, why do people keep on ordering shitty cocktails? Like, cocktails that are s...

Audio 27 Jun 2009 | 07:53 pm

one last thought: lemon drop martini. 29 Mar 2009 | 07:00 am

I swear that Tumblr was sending me a message last night. You know what the first drink was that I had to mix last night? A lemon drop martini. I didn’t bitch, I didn’t whine, I didn’t bemoan the gues...

Sort of. 27 Mar 2009 | 06:43 pm

Sort of.

2ge+her 27 Mar 2009 | 01:07 pm

Chad: I don’t tell many people this, but my greatest dream is to own a Sea-Doo, and I'm gonna get one too, because I plan on making a buttload of money with this! Doug: A buttload, how much is a butt...

RöyskoppHappy Up Here File under: Awesome music video that blew... 27 Mar 2009 | 10:42 am

Röyskopp Happy Up Here File under: Awesome music video that blew my mind today.

I haven’t seen my friend Haley in awhile. This is the most... 27 Mar 2009 | 08:42 am

I haven’t seen my friend Haley in awhile. This is the most I’ve seen of her lately.

Why yes, Ralphs, yes I would like an entire container of fresh strawberries for 99 cents! How kind of you to notice. 27 Mar 2009 | 08:37 am

(via shinyredballoon) Man, I paid around $4 for a container of strawberry goodness the other night.