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Quick takes (why not?) 2 Feb 2013 | 01:09 am

1. This was going to be all lighthearted and barely about my kids at ALL but then Lucy up and barfed all over my mom's car this morning on our way back from Target and so OBVIOUSLY I have to...

The PMS explains a lot of this 30 Jan 2013 | 07:05 am

I have said a LOT of swear words in the last week. First I got sick, then Lucy got sick, then Lucy missed a week of school and woke up three times every night screaming that we hadn't said goodnight.....

Puppy Update: Week 3 Progress Report 18 Jan 2013 | 11:12 pm

This isn't a progress report on how the PUPPY is doing so much as I suppose, what you might expect if you are to GET one of these puppy things and attempt to continue to live your life and whatnot....

Bedroom revamp 10 Jan 2013 | 10:28 pm

Back before we had a time-sucking, rug-peeing, table-chewing puppy, I got stuff DONE when Lucy was at preschool. In the weeks leading up to the start of school I was making LIST after LIST of crap I w...

About that puppy thing. 7 Jan 2013 | 07:26 pm

So isn't it nice that Rocket is such a cute and lovable puppy? Not that there are a lot of UNcute puppies in the world, or anything, but it's especially nice that Rocket turned out to be cute and lova...

Void 4 Jan 2013 | 08:11 am

I'm not sure how I'm going to go about doing this, but it turns out that I NEED to continue this website. I NEED to write here, more even than I LIKE to write here, if that even makes sense....

Someone's about to turn four. It's not pretty. 5 Dec 2012 | 03:08 am

You know, aside from the whole “another pregnancy might ACTUALLY and LITERALLY kill me” thing, the other reason we dreaded the idea of bringing another newborn into this house was that it could potent...

Exfoliation 29 Nov 2012 | 08:58 am

Last night we had a babysitter, so Dave and I went to the mall to try out Elevation Burger (Elevation Burger was FANTASTIC). Then, because the restaurant was in the mall and because we were finished e...

RIP BLANKIE 20 Nov 2012 | 07:17 am

While I was at the Blathering, Dave was at home, pawning the kids off on parents and in-laws while he worked and having a go at Single Dad Living for three weeknights and the weekend. We all agree tha...

THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY 26 Sep 2012 | 08:30 pm

Dave called ten minutes ago. “Do you want a black or a white iPhone?” THIS IS IT, YOU GUYS. I am moving into the twenty-first century. I AM GETTING A SMARTPHONE. I have held out on getting a smartphon...

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