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NSFW: Will Smith, Miley Cyrus, Robing Thicke and the VMA's Make People Want to Sing Chicken Butt That's What!! 27 Aug 2013 | 05:42 am
My friends? I am dwelling on the positives of late: Source: GASP! Next time, we might want to leave the kiddos at home, Will? While I agree the train wreck of Miley Cyrus twerking on a man who co.....
Fair Trade: Haircuts for Coffee 24 Aug 2013 | 08:28 pm
Coffee delivered as payment for a haircut. Yep it's 8 am on a Saturday morning and my salon is open. Espresso always taken as a form of payment!! Other forms of payment include cooking me break...
You Can Take a Kitty to Water But Heck if She Will Drink... 23 Aug 2013 | 03:26 am
We FINALLY figured out a way to make our elderly kitty drink more: Yes that's a vase with floral glass pebbles. I left it out one day after taking out some wilted flowers and she adopted it. We...
Pray for My Bladder, Pretty Please? 23 Aug 2013 | 01:52 am
Sticking to my hydration goal: Fourth one of these today! Two quarts down and 2 two to go. Pray for my 41 year old--three babies later including one 10 pounder--bladder!! I got this...just minut...
Inquiring Minds Want to Know: Sock Challenged 23 Aug 2013 | 12:42 am
On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it that this 41 year old mom hasn't worn matching socks in six months?! Or that my kids' haven't matched in YEARS?! Heh!
On Middle School: Yes 41 year old Mothers Do Fling Their Panties in Middle School 22 Aug 2013 | 10:05 am
Today was busy. Too busy for a summer day. The whole week has been a long train of frazzled running late football practices, exhausting crossfit, endless appointments to ready ourselves for schoo.....
My Three Month Fitness Goals: Hell Yes I am Saying THEM ALOUD and So Should You!! 21 Aug 2013 | 03:54 am
I have some goals I want to share. In years past, these goals would be about what the scale said or how many calories I stuffed in my mouth. Now? My goals currently are feeling fit, feeling good, f...
My Own Neighbkrhood Wildlife Preserve, Wrong Turn & Kharma 18 Aug 2013 | 09:35 am
This li'l guy just took a wrong turn into our house. The boys thought they would squish him and burn him with fire. Imma a catch and release girl myself. This two incher now resides in a wildlif...
Enlightenment: Friendship and Fitness 27 Jul 2013 | 01:45 am
Good news? I fit in an awesome crossfit workout this AM that included 45-65 lb. thrusters, 60 hand release push-ups, 100 abmats & a mile run. Better? I met a fantastic Army friend @corizzo and her l....
Giveaway: SwimOutlet.com Get to the Beach $50 Giveaway #ad 22 Jul 2013 | 08:05 pm
I am a bargain hunter. I search the Internet high and low for promo codes. So it's funny that my favorite place as a swim family to shop is SwimOutlet.com which does not offer discount coupons. Wh....
