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It’s a Stunningly Seinfeld World 31 Jan 2012 | 06:38 am

Remember the Seinfeld episode in which the doctor tells Elaine she’s “breathtaking” and then turns around and describes a very ugly baby (remember Kramer’s reaction the first time he sees the baby?!) ...

Scoring dates via the Facebook 27 Jan 2012 | 07:07 am

“Thoughts on Facebooking a girl you want to ask out but never see?” – text message a guy friend of mine recently sent me. Why yes, I do have some thoughts: Really? And you want her to say yes? Ther...

Elks and Engagements 27 Nov 2011 | 07:11 am

Conversation between my man (Alex) and some buddies at the Pub last night: Sean: Congratulations man. Alex: Thanks. Bobby: Dude, did you get engaged?! Alex: No, no, no, I shot my elk.

Fist Pumping, My Mother, and The Suit 11 Nov 2011 | 07:57 am

Missed me? I know, weird. Luckily, I’m back. And these are some things about which I’ve been contemplating or doing part of the time. The other part I’ve been doing other things, but I think I’ll star...

Napkin Thrower Attacks 13 Aug 2011 | 09:05 am

(not) Napkin Thrower You know how in “The Holiday” Jude Law does the whole Mr. Napkin Head routine with his kids and it’s a cross between sweet and corny and makes his character all that much more ad...

Expiration Dating 25 Jun 2011 | 09:59 am

I was out to drinks with some girlfriends a few nights ago and we were commenting on The Hatch and how they a) obviously do not drink beer, b) all wear the same oversized shirts with huge earrings and...

Panda Watch, SC-Style 17 May 2011 | 06:25 am

Favorite thing about the Atlanta airport = Chic-Fil-A, Gate A11. Went home last week for my grandmother’s funeral – very sad, very tough (and yes, the mood was tense). What made it slightly easier wa...

Here comes the bride… 30 Apr 2011 | 03:52 am

Woke up this morning to a voicemail from my stepmom, which I listened to on speaker phone in front of my boyfriend – who I happen to be officially shacking up with today. April, I just got back from ...

Dick-Swinging Contest Defined 1 Apr 2011 | 02:28 am

With a belt buckle like that, you'd better have your gun ready. This winter – you know the one that I thought was turning to Spring only to have two feet of snow dump on my flip-flop-wearing dre...

A transitory teaser till tomorrow (they call that “alliteration”) 31 Mar 2011 | 07:44 am

Found a Snake River Brewing coaster in my (green) coat pocket from St. Patty’s Day and on it were some pretty ridiculous quotes my bro friends made throughout the night: “50% of the girls in this tow...

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