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Spring in New York & Other Musings 30 Apr 2013 | 10:24 am

I inhale and let the air chill my lungs. It’s not quite cold enough to make my breath catch; rather, it’s that perfectly startling coolness that settles inside, like swallowing an ice cube by accident...

Boobs, Bacon, Bourbon Guest Post: The Delusional Personal Space Invader 24 Apr 2013 | 09:42 am

The last installment of my online dating failures is over on Boobs, Bacon, Bourbon once again. I sincerely hope you never experience anything like I have.

Boobs, Bacon, Bourbon Guest Post: The Sushi Stuffing Truth Stretcher 15 Apr 2013 | 11:29 pm

Once again, I’m over on Boobs, Bacon, Bourbon today with another online dating fail. Pro tip: Don’t play Chubby Bunny with your sushi on a first date. Or ever. Filed under: Boys, Boys, Boys, Online Da...

Scintilla Day 7: Event Horizons 26 Mar 2013 | 09:08 am

The first real fight I ever had with my best friend. We were 11, on the school bus on our way home from school. She called me a bitch and I retorted that a bitch was just a female dog, like my own pet...

Boobs, Bacon, Bourbon Guest Post: The Wine Dipper 22 Mar 2013 | 09:34 pm

I’m over on Boobs, Bacon, Bourbon today regaling you with the tale of The Wine Dipper. I’m almost ashamed I’d never blogged about him, but honestly, I tell the story so frequently it’s become somewhat...

The Sex Education Experience 9 Feb 2013 | 05:21 am

My brother was born when I was just two-and-a-half, but I was a hyper-observant intelligent kid, so as soon as my mom was pregnant, I was asking questions about how it happened. I don’t remember any c...

The Makeshift Locksmith Experience 9 Jan 2013 | 12:06 am

The guy at Home Depot took forever to copy my key. He spent at least 10 minutes just staring at the grooves and other blank keys and sometimes at me and it was awkward, I think, but I didn’t really no...

The Makeshift Locksmith Experience 9 Jan 2013 | 12:06 am

The guy at Home Depot took forever to copy my key. He spent at least 10 minutes just staring at the grooves and other blank keys and sometimes at me and it was awkward, I think, but I didn’t really no...

Grateful 21 Nov 2012 | 11:39 pm

“What I’m saying is that sometimes it’s hard to remember to be grateful. And there is always, always something good in your life. You might just have to dig deeper at times to find it.” - Grateful, on...

Grateful 21 Nov 2012 | 11:39 pm

“What I’m saying is that sometimes it’s hard to remember to be grateful. And there is always, always something good in your life. You might just have to dig deeper at times to find it.” - Grateful, on...

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