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Funny Inheritance Joke 1 Aug 2009 | 12:02 am
The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of his classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son...
Funny Horse in the House Joke 31 Jul 2009 | 12:44 am
HORSE IN THE HOUSE Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and asked if he could help. Joe was grateful and gladly...
Funny Dog Joke 30 Jul 2009 | 12:42 am
Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around ...
Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital 29 Jul 2009 | 06:31 am
Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compul...
Funny Horse Joke 29 Jul 2009 | 12:16 am
Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, ...
Funny Rancher Joke 28 Jul 2009 | 12:15 am
A rancher needs a bull to service his cows A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his in...
Funny Jokes 27 Jul 2009 | 12:14 am
Found It! The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in ...
Funny Jokes 25 Jul 2009 | 10:12 pm
Great Steaks A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was ...
Funny Jokes 24 Jul 2009 | 12:08 am
Modern age grocery store The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh...
Funny God Joke 22 Jul 2009 | 10:06 pm
Creation God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, “Lord, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do wha...
