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twice the thrills! twice the chills! 8 Oct 2010 | 04:31 am

Hey Boners! Guess what? You’re ol’ pal, Canacorn, has stumbled back into the blog-o-sphere (are the kids still calling it that these days?) for a quickie post about horror movies. You see, my buddy,...

Zen And The Art Of Police Work 2 Jan 2010 | 07:48 am

I know I’ve been away from the internet for a while, so bringing up Steven Seagal Lawman on the first day of 2010 is probably old news… But I’m gonna’ do it anyway. I finally caught a few episodes a...

Cheer Up Charlie 31 Dec 2009 | 03:05 am

Hey look at me…two blog posts in a row! I hate to admit it but, I still don’t have any idea what to write about now that I’m back from my hiatus…. I’ve been staring at my computer for days (totally ...

Two For Tuesdays 30 Dec 2009 | 07:20 am

And you were expecting something awesome? Oh crap, what day is it? Tuesday?! Wow, way to disappoint Canacorn…a whole week since your last post? Heh. Um..about that…I’m just lazy I guess. So with...

Two For Tuesdays 23 Dec 2009 | 11:09 am

Hey there boners! I know I promised a whole bunch of new awesomeness for you guys and gals in the next five weeks or so….and I also know I haven’t really delivered much in the way of awesome other th...

Fetish Fridays! NSFW Shoe Fucking! 19 Dec 2009 | 03:35 am

Decisions, decisions... I know you perverts have been lost without me these past few months…God only knows what kind of indignities your eyes and genitals have suffered without FF around! I can only...

Back From The Dead! 18 Dec 2009 | 12:04 pm

Well hello there, boners! It’s me, your old pal Mr. Canacorn….ummm, hello? Is anyone out there? Christ, I know it’s been like 4 fucking months, but where did everybody go? Now looking at my blog s...

Serious Lack Of Awesomeness For You 23 Aug 2009 | 05:44 am

Hey boners, I hate to tell y’all this, but there’s gonna’ be a whole lot less Awesomeness around here for a while. I know, I know, you’re crushed. I understand your pain, but this Canacorn has got ...

Two For Tuesdays 19 Aug 2009 | 04:57 am

Hey boners, it’s Toni Basil! I know the picture makes you think you’re getting “Mickey” as one of your songs today… But you’re not. It’s not like you haven’t heard it a million times anyway… The c...

Snapshot Of Awesomeness 13 Aug 2009 | 02:17 am

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