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Coffee 9 May 2013 | 12:35 am

So there was an expensive coffee on sale, which I thought I’d better buy, as it was called Berlin coffee, and the illustration on the packaging was over-40s with grey beards being turned away from Ber...

Central European porn, Berlin as home and thinking about my mother 13 Jul 2010 | 01:38 pm

I’d so been looking forward to not going anywhere that wasn’t in Berlin ever again, or at least not this summer, yet somehow the Russian managed to cajole me into going to Hungary. I’m bored of trave...

Queer beer 29 Jan 2010 | 04:57 am

A friend rang and suggested a surreptitious and spontaneous late queer beer. The Russian was already in bed and it felt spectacularly naughty to dress for booze and braving the walk through the heaven...

Party! 2 Nov 2009 | 01:58 am

The useful side-effect of the Russian having magnifying glasses surgically attached to his face to spot my shortcomings more easily is that he’s now brilliant at reading the small print on any threats...

AA 21 Oct 2009 | 01:54 am

I’d go to Alcoholics Anonymous but I don’t like my name enough. I have three default occupations: working, drinking and nothing. Which normally might not matter – lots of us bumble along thinking no ...

Faggots & Bloggers 29 Apr 2009 | 01:55 am

Clutching at straws. Young straws. Thought I’d better have one last go at being young. Like an old tosser moonwalking at a wedding. Not that I want to be young, of course. But something youngening cau...

Tout va très bien Madame la Marquise 16 Mar 2009 | 11:26 am

The Russian, who has asked that I refer to him here as ‘my lovely husband’, but I have had to stick to the old version, call me anal, because while he is, by all accounts, almost unbearably lovely, he...

Counters 27 Jan 2009 | 04:07 am

The Russian doesn’t realise that the world will end if he turns on the heating at random. I don’t mean because the ice-caps will melt and the oceans will rise and the only habitable place on earth wil...

iSchool 17 Jan 2009 | 03:40 am

The Russian’s got an iPhone. I can’t remember if it was for Christmas or just for occasionless extravagance. Probably the latter, knowing the Russian, who loves nothing more than a bit of occasionless...

Virtue-gap 4 Jan 2009 | 06:21 am

Darlings, what’s yours? In DWBs*? A virtue-gap being, of course, the period of clean living it takes you after a period of unclean living to put the wicked memories of debauchery and ribaldry behind y...

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