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just keepin’ it real 2 Jun 2013 | 08:17 pm
we spent yesterday in one of this country’s many beautiful national parks. while in this park, we went on a hike that is named ‘park avenue’ they call it park avenue due to the majestic canyon walls t...
the new parent 29 May 2013 | 03:15 pm
as you all know, summer vacation is here. i have decided early on to make my parenting much easier by bringing in a new parent. so far it works like a charm. “mom, can we stay up?” “ask the magic … Co...
i wax poetic, and i also took cold medicine 24 May 2013 | 02:47 pm
summer vacation, you’re finally here wiping away, every school year tear now listen dear children, if you should appear ‘fore mid-morning is near out you shall go on your cute little rear. after tak...
faster than a speeding sloth 23 May 2013 | 04:33 pm
when playing chase with our bear, you realize a few things 1: stopping, focusing, and taking a picture are all doable while bear is still chasing you. 2: although he may not be stunningly fleet-footed...
wandering down rambling lane 20 May 2013 | 03:58 pm
the best part of church yesterday? the teacher working in the work ‘sphincter-ally’ while teaching the lesson. while the teacher said the word, their hands were clasped in fists to make the point. i a...
i did not have kids to amuse them, i had them to amuse myself 16 May 2013 | 04:59 pm
i freely admit that i tease my children. it is my God-given right. or wiccan. or pagan. whatever works for my gentle readers. there was a time i told the kids they could pick out anything they wanted ...
my daughter feels i ruined her life this morning 15 May 2013 | 04:37 pm
my youngest daughter has a very distinct style all her own. she believes that basketball shorts, converse high tops, and t-shirts are all she should have to wear. no hair products, ribbons, barrettes,...
bear the nanny 13 May 2013 | 07:10 pm
bear and queen do not like crying children. or loud children. or children, small ones that is. we were at the gateway food plaza in slc when a small child decided to throw a fit because she did not ge...
same day, different year, mother’s day rant 12 May 2013 | 06:01 pm
Anna Jarvis founded mother’s day in 1908. here is a picture of her if you don’t believe me. when she founded it, she dedicated it so that women everywhere could sit and say how much they hate it, how ...
to my mom, the goat fighter 10 May 2013 | 11:43 pm
anyone who knows my mom knows this woman is tough. no, tough is too sissy of a term for her. she if T.U.F.F. (most of you know i do not use capital letters often on my blog, so that puts … Continue r...
