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Extremist Harry Potter Fans Suspected In Death of Rationalist 25 Aug 2013 | 12:55 pm
Pune: In an incident that has shocked and disgusted anyone who is not a rabid bottom-feeding parasite, the well-known rationalist, Narendra Dabholkar, was shot dead by unidentified assailants on Tuesd...
Ready Steady Poda 11 Aug 2013 | 01:52 pm
Chennai Express hit theatres this week, on the occasion formerly celebrated as SUV Nikaal, Bhai Ka Pikchurr Aayela Hai. The release brought joy to millions, because it meant that Shahrukh would finall...
Welcome to India, Where We Divide By Zero 4 Aug 2013 | 12:04 pm
The Congress Working Committee accepted the demand for separate statehood for Telangana this week, thus introducing the possibility of one more IPL team that no one will care about. This move has chan...
Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner 21 Jul 2013 | 04:19 pm
This week, the Supreme Court earned the respect of thousands of lonely and unwashed men after it struck down the Maharashtra government’s eight-year-long ban on dance bars. The verdict antagonised R.R...
Waiter, There’s A Skeleton In My Closet 14 Jul 2013 | 11:34 am
This was an embarrassing week for Pakistan, making it totally different from the 28437 weeks before this. A spate of revelations about Osama Bin Laden’s life in Pakistan became public, bringing much s...
Cheaters Never Prosper, Unless They’re Really Good 7 Jul 2013 | 01:23 pm
I’ve always held doctors in high regard, simply because of the sheer effort it takes to spend about eighty years in college so that one day, they may contribute to society by easily scoring whatever m...
My Kindness Is Bigger Than Your Kindness 30 Jun 2013 | 11:08 am
The Uttarakhand floods are one of the biggest tragedies to have ever hit India. The losses are staggering, almost incomprehensible, and to be disrespectful or flippant about it would be the hallmark o...
Please Switch Off Your Cellphones Before Reading 23 Jun 2013 | 12:30 pm
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m very talented at eating bits of burnt tyre masquerading as popcorn. So clearly, I’m a fan of multiplexes, and will go in to watch pretty much every movie that comes in to...
I Love The Smell Of Surveillance In The Morning 16 Jun 2013 | 12:04 pm
Thirty years ago, the Internet was invented after American scientists got annoyed at having to lug around hard disks the size of Kurla just so they could watch two pixels worth of Sasha Grey. We appre...
We Are The Youth of The Nation. Like, Totally. 9 Jun 2013 | 11:15 am
So ‘Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani’ made a 100+ crores this week, of which 98.3 came from Ranbir fans who have heartgasms every time he does something awesome, such as appear on screen. The rest came from th...
