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Thirty Seconds With Mariah Carey 7 Aug 2013 | 07:07 am
I covered the New York premiere of Lee Daniels' "The Butler" last night, and this movie is so stacked with recognizable names I thought my head was going to explode: Forest Whitaker, Oprah Winfrey, Te...
Sharknado: Outfitting Based on a "Wonderfully Bad" TV Movie 5 Aug 2013 | 05:49 pm
There are now three things Tara Reid and I have in common: the suffering of an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction in 2004 (what's colloquially referred to as a "nip slip" ), a history of behavior in our...
5 Ways to Avoid Boob Sweat, Swamp Ass During the Heat Wave 23 Jul 2013 | 06:18 am
As much of the continent can agree, this past week has been very challenging in the wardrobe department. We're in the midst of the largest heat wave of the summer: almost every state in the U.S. had t...
When John Travolta Took My Virginity 13 Jul 2013 | 12:34 am
I knew I would lose it eventually, but truth be told, I had hoped it would be sooner. But I never thought it would happen the way it did, on a hot summer's night in New York City to none other than Mr...
Scratching the Itch 21 Jun 2013 | 12:38 am
Surprise! This blog has been resurrected from the dead. I imagine this post's successor will be a return to the roots of this site with a traditional tale of my sartorial choices gone awry, and guess ...
Glitterlimes: Jewelry made out of Fruit and Candy 8 Apr 2013 | 05:19 am
I'm still alive! Things have been a bit crazy with the school year winding down, but I am alive and well (my parents always ask me if I'm well and taking care of myself, and I tell them that I am base...
Backstage at BCBG Max Azria Fall 2013 / New York Fashion Week 7 Mar 2013 | 09:32 am
I took these photos backstage at the BCBG Max Azria Fall 2013 show at New York Fashion Week, which I know, in fashion years was ages ago. Make-up was provided by Sephora, hair was done by Bumble & bum...
Time Off 2 Mar 2013 | 10:10 pm
Thank you to all who continue to visit this site, and what I presume is either patience or apathy (either is fine) about my current absence. I'm on vacation! Just kidding, I'm not. I'm up to my eyeba...
Guest Post: Candela Fall/Winter 2013 Presentation 20 Feb 2013 | 11:00 am
by Isobel Markham Entering the Candela FW2013 presentation was like stepping into Wonderland. The room was in complete darkness, heavy black drapes enshrouding the walls. The models were arranged lik...
Guest Post: Rebecca Taylor, Mara Hoffman, Katya Leonovich, and... Snowstorm Nemo? 13 Feb 2013 | 10:12 am
by Marlisse Silver-Sweeney I didn’t hesitate when Niki offered up her invites to Saturday’s fashion shows, as she fangirled, I mean reported, on Sidney Crosby. I buckled up my Coach leather boots and...