Now, I don’t suggest you pick a fight with a chicken but if you do…just know it’s gonna totally turn your day around. 23 Aug 2013 | 08:44 pm

Here’s something I learned yesterday: Do not pick a fight with a chicken. (You’ll look like a full-blown jackass.) (YOU will. Not me. It’s now accepted from me.) It’s rare I have rough days but swe...

Somehow, I end up getting more at home when I’m not at home. Coincidence? I think not. 20 Aug 2013 | 06:34 am

Apparently, they expect me to do more than tell others how to do their job and re-apply lipgloss at the work joint. I’m just now getting back on the travel wagon and will be somewhere within the Texa...

I could call this My Husband’s Butt Hole but that would be totally misleading. In a way. Plus, he’d kill me. 12 Aug 2013 | 05:38 am

I couldn’t stop laughing. Could. Not. Stop. It eventually got to the point I was doing that silent-with-my-trap-wide-open-heaving-hard-and-doing-my-absolute-best-NOT-to-pee-a-little laugh. And it’s...

My mother will now die happy because that crap of “I certainly hope you have a daughter just like you!” came true. Dear God did it ever. 6 Aug 2013 | 12:54 am

If you haven’t ‘liked’ my Facebook page or if you’re not a friend on there or however you do that, you should be. This here is gonna explain this status update the other day: I called momma earlier t...

Crickets and pigs and horses and chickens and I guess a jackass if you include me. 29 Jul 2013 | 08:02 pm

I figure if I keep really good people around me, one of two things will happen: 1. Some of their goodness and kindness and do-goodery will rub off or I can somehow scrape some off and use it as if it...

And to think I thought the Beach Boys would really give a rats ass about my bangs. 20 Jul 2013 | 12:07 am

It was a dark and stormy night. The rain was pounding. The clouds were churning and the thunder was growling. The skies were angry. Angry, I tell you. Angry like a redhead who was at war with natu...

Hey Uterus, unless you’re contributing to the mortgage you can keep your trap shut. 16 Jul 2013 | 09:21 pm

“It’s not even 8:00 in the morning. Do NOT be slamming that door when you go outside!” “Can y’all just stop being so loud?” “Please turn the radio-thing down on your phone. Hey, your radio thing. On...

Not all poop is bad because you can look at it more than one way and even though you might not want to…you should. 10 Jul 2013 | 08:37 pm

Can you talk about poop too much?  Probably. But can “I” talk about poop too much?  Never. At home, it’s a daily topic.  Nothing too detailed, just who did and who didn’t.  And who needs to.  And wh...

Motherhood and Batwings. A winning combination. 6 Jul 2013 | 12:57 am

“Listen.  You’ve got a figure I’d kill a man and a small cat for.  If I was anywhere close to your size, I’d spend the majority of my time walking around naked, slapping on lipgloss and heels,  and th...

Lights. Camera. But probably not much Action since I knew nothing about it. Damn it. 3 Jul 2013 | 04:33 am