H2O2 3 Dec 2012 | 02:40 am

A chemist and his friend walk into a bar. The chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O." So the bartender gave him water. His friend said "I'd like a glass of H2O, too." So the bartender also gave him w...

Bar 3 Dec 2012 | 02:38 am

So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar The bartender says: GET THE FUCK OUT

Selling drugs 3 Dec 2012 | 02:35 am

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Christmas 3 Dec 2012 | 02:34 am

What did the fat kid get for christmas? Presents. What did the ginger kid get for christmas? Cancer

Lawyers 3 Dec 2012 | 02:30 am

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're lawyers

Sally 3 Dec 2012 | 02:29 am

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms. *knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Met the king 3 Dec 2012 | 02:27 am

What do call people who have met the first king of England? Dead

xkcd: Alphabet 15 Jun 2012 | 10:10 pm

Science! 4 Dec 2011 | 08:46 am

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneli...

Old woman 16 Oct 2011 | 01:07 am

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.