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Christy Whitehead 26 Aug 2013 | 07:02 am
"How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?"
Confucius 9 Jul 2013 | 11:10 pm
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Bugs Bunny 31 May 2013 | 03:32 am
"Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?"
Brendan Behan 5 May 2013 | 09:54 pm
"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happ...
Tom Holt 14 Apr 2013 | 02:04 am
"American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957."
Ashley Smith 20 Mar 2013 | 06:04 am
"Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams...
Justin Timberlake 1 Feb 2013 | 01:17 am
“Every relationship I’ve been in, I’ve overwhelmed the girl. They just can’t handle all the love.”
William Shatner 11 Jan 2013 | 09:50 am
"If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity."
Jay Leno 30 Dec 2012 | 02:03 am
"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average - which means, you have met your New Year's resolution."
Phyllis Diller 23 Dec 2012 | 08:06 am
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."