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A Spirited Response 27 Aug 2013 | 02:00 am
Bar | Medicine Hat, AB, Canada (I am working as a manager/bartender at a local club. It’s fairly slow, and a clearly drunk regular approaches to order.) Customer: “I’ll get a tall ‘Paralyzer.’” Me:...
What A Knut 27 Aug 2013 | 01:00 am
College | Oxford, England, UK (I’m an IT tech, working on the computer in the tourist entrance to our college. As the college is rather old, and has featured in a certain series of wizard-based films...
Not Quite The Crema Of The Crop, Part 2 27 Aug 2013 | 12:00 am
Coffee Shop | CT, USA Regular Customer: “I’ll have a toffee-hazelnut iced coffee, but can you make it decaf?” Me: “Sure, no problem. Switching to ‘D,’ then?” Regular Customer: “Yeah, my doctor told...
Red (Light) Flagged Caller 26 Aug 2013 | 11:00 pm
Call Center | Cork, Ireland (I work in one of several worldwide call-centers, taking new reservations and changes/requests to existing reservations with a major luxury hotel chain. Customers often th...
Sautéed Transmogrified Beef 26 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Cafe | Vancouver, BC, Canada Me: “Hello, [cafe], how can I help you?” Caller: “Hi, could you tell me what today’s special is?” Me: “Today we have a lamb steak with rice and greek potatoes.” Caller...
Has A Vocation For Location 26 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Grocery Store | Rochester, NY, USA (I work in a very high end grocery store, with many rich customers. I approach a lost-looking customer.) Me: “Can I help you find anything today?” Customer: “I do...
Weekly Roundup: At The Vet 25 Aug 2013 | 11:00 pm
Weekly Roundup | Not Always Right Weekly Roundup: At The Vet! In this week’s roundup, we share five stories that occur at the veterinarian! So Dumb It Hurts (6,719 thumbs up) The Dog Isn’t The One ...
If They Were Good At Math They Wouldn’t Gamble 25 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Supermarket | ME, USA (I work as a cashier for the only supermarket in town. A couple comes in and buys cigarettes, alcohol, sandwiches and lottery tickets.) Man: “I would like to cash this lottery ...
Inferior Knowledge On Lake Superior 25 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Movie Theater | Victoria, BC, Canada (I work at a movie theatre in a museum which specializes in showing documentary features. We currently have one about the Great Lakes.) Customer: “Excuse me! Wha...
Wasn’t Sold On What He Was Told 24 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Software Company | NC, USA Me: “Thank you for calling [company] technical support. What can I help you with today?” Customer: “I’m trying to send a report to [company], but when I try I’m getting th...
