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Heir we go, heir we go, heir we go – Tooting 22 Jul 2013 | 03:36 pm
Okay so this isn’t actually a photo of the new royal baby but I think you’ll agree that it’s a terrifyingly convincing representation of what is probably, maybe, perhaps happening somewhere in London ...
Oral Pleasures – South Ken 5 Jul 2013 | 04:57 pm
There is absolutely no way on Earth that this isn’t intentional. It just can’t be. Can it?? In fact it seems that this kind of innuendo is popular amongst purveyors of ice cream and some of them don...
Ice Cream What Now? Willesden 5 Jul 2013 | 04:56 pm
What happened here? Is this a new frozen treat fad I’ve yet to hear of or is it possible that someone is unfamiliar with the concept of an ice cream cone? Maybe this could just the result of whoever w...
Route to Hell, Southwark 5 Jul 2013 | 04:09 pm
Perhaps naively I always regarded the N29 as the bus to hell. This was based on nothing more than witnessing a succession of fights on there, seeing not one but two people manage to alight from the bu...
Poor Jem, Teddington 21 Jun 2013 | 04:57 pm
There would have been an evening a few years ago when Jem was dreaming of setting up his “one stop shop for all your household needs” and perhaps he or a friend came up with this cast iron and pleasin...
Stay Safe, Soho 13 Jun 2013 | 05:13 pm
Sometimes I feel sorry for the Met. If they stand back and “observe” as people are burnt out of their homes and every precious branch of JD Sports in South London is looted to oblivion then people get...
Borderline Copyright Infringement, Streatham 10 Jun 2013 | 04:33 pm
Maybe the owners of this mini-cab company should’ve Googled “copyright infringement” before they chose to put this sign up. I suppose this felt like a cunning idea at the time. Call your mini-cab comp...
Minced What Now??, Finchley Road 4 Jun 2013 | 04:42 pm
In the ongoing and seemingly endless game of oneupmanship between the epicureans of London there is always fierce competition to seek out stranger and more exclusively batshit gastronomical experience...
Ironic Hand Dryer – Liverpool St Station 4 Jun 2013 | 04:12 pm
I have a theory as to why this hand dryer may be broken. One friday night I was fortunate/unfortunate enough to witness a city worker, who had clearly over achieved on the alcohol front, unbelievably ...
Insensitive Planning, Sutton 28 May 2013 | 04:20 pm
It’s important in life to be aware of your own mortality. In fact not being aware of your own mortality can often lead to people coming face to face with it in sudden, lively and painful ways. Sutton ...
