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Supermarkets To Replace Half Price Offers With 'Buy One Get Automatic Instant Compensation Back At The Till' Deals 25 Aug 2013 | 11:25 pm

Supermarkets To Replace Half Price Offers With 'Buy One Get Automatic Instant Compensation Back At The Till' Deals In a bold new development, Tescos are to stop doing half price deals and change them...

Letters To The Editor 21 Aug 2013 | 07:29 pm

Letters To The Editor Dear Sir, Thank heavens someone has taken the first Royal baby photos of George. I was beginning to think they had forgotten all about it. Yours, Shelly Nutsford http://www.t...

Letters To The Editor 18 Aug 2013 | 11:16 pm

Letters To The Editor Dear Sir, Further to your excellent article "Angwy Wossy Fwires Pwoducer" I must protest at your sneering at people with a speech disorder. If I was speaking this letter, inste...

Letters To The Editor 14 Aug 2013 | 07:22 pm

Letters To The Editor Dear Sir, Well done Ed Milliband for making fun of being hit in the head with an egg. I massage an egg into my hair every day for extra body and shine- my hair has never looked...

Crabs Saved More Human Lives Last Year Than Dolphins, Says Numbers 12 Aug 2013 | 12:58 am

Crabs have pipped dolphins to being humans best friends, after saving more humans from drowning, according to new numbers just released.

Barry Manilow To Be Parachuted In To Sort Out Gibraltar Dispute, Says Hague 8 Aug 2013 | 12:08 pm

Ballad crooner and living legend Barry Manilow has agreed to help mediate between Gibraltar and Spain using the method of song, we have been told by the Foreign Office.

"Let Me Get My Hands On Those F&$king Darleks" Shouts Malcolm Tucker As He Is Named New Dr Who 5 Aug 2013 | 12:22 am

The BBC has received over 500 complaints after Malcolm Tucker screamed insults at Darleks, threatening to wrap their "f**king pointy thing round their non existent c**ty necks", on live television las...

Singing In A High Pitched Voice 'Better Than A Brisk Walk' 1 Aug 2013 | 10:11 pm

People who sing for up to fifteen minutes a day in a high pitched voice get as good a workout as those who go out for a 30 minute walk, someone claimed last night.

Letters To The Editor 28 Jul 2013 | 11:19 pm

Dear Sir, Huh? I thought Kate was having twins? Where did they put the other one? I sense a conspiracy. Yours, Alex Jones

Heir At Last! It's A Boy/Girl (Delete Whichever It Is) 22 Jul 2013 | 11:11 pm

The Daily Moan was the first newspaper in the world today to announce the arrival of a new baby boy/girl to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge using our world exclusive 'Complete It Yourself Interactiv...

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